Facebook musings

So here I am, worn out from the day and checking my facebook account as I do frequently throughout the day. I waste alot of time on this, I admit it. Betty White was right, it is a huge waste of time. But I am addicted, and need a 12 step program. The reason I bring up facebook though, is to talk about the person who feels the need to update their status every 10 minutes. Seriously? Do I care that much about everything you do? Do you even care that much about everything you do? I know, this has been a topic on other sites and other places, and even SNL, but I HAD to say something. You know you have those friends, or it may even be you...the status updates that go something like this-

"Going to go to the store today need groceries"
"Getting dressed and then going to the store today"
" Have to get my coffee, then to the store"
" In line for my $6 coffee, hope I have enough left to buy groceries"
"Got coffee, getting in car"
"Spilled $6 coffee updating my status, need to go home and change then I can go get groceries. Crap"

Yeah, so you get the idea, right? The day goes on and on, and there are some random crappy mobile picture uploads of their kids in the grocery cart, or the spilled coffee. Hell, if I wanted a play by play, I would have called you. Maybe if you weren't so busy texting on your phone you would have been able to get into the car without spilling your coffee in the first place idiot! Plus, Starbucks tastes like crap. Yes, I said it. I don't care for them AT ALL! I will drink them if it is all I can get, or if someone else is buying, but I am not gonna spend my money on it. This is a whole other topic though!

Also, why the cryptic messages? Is it so people will ask and you get to be the center of attention? Just say what it is, you usually say it about three responses down anyway! Do you tease just so you see who is paying any attention?

The other thing I want to mention is how many people I have blocked due to their stupid farmville, fishville, whatever ville updates. I have 2 friends who actually put it in their status update about their farm and what animals they need or stuff that goes wrong. I was very confused at first, since I don't play any of these games. My one friend was talking about being able to milk a green cow of hers. The first thing I wondered was where the hell she kept a cow at her house, and then what the hell was wrong with it that it was green! Maybe she should have the vet check that out. Then I discovered she was a farmville ADDICT. I mean, like 4 and 5 hours a day playing this game. So my point on this is please don't bug me about need me to build a barn or open a gift, I have things to do..like update my facebook status. "Just finished posting to my blog"